This desk exists to measure things carefully, and we decided early that readers would not be among them. What follows is an account of the tracking, storage and profiling that were deliberately left out of this site.
We hold none. There are no accounts here, no profiles, no comment system and no input field of any description. Nothing on these pages can accept a name, a number, an address of any kind or a message, so no such information can reach us or be stored by us.
No cookie is set by this site, and nothing is placed in local storage, session storage or any comparable facility. A consent banner would therefore have nothing to obtain consent for. Your browser will cache one stylesheet, one small script and the images so that a second visit is quicker, and that cache is yours alone.
There is no analytics package, tag manager, heat map, session recorder or social pixel anywhere in these pages. We run no measurement of our own and embed none belonging to anyone else. As a result we cannot tell you which measurements are read most often, and we consider that an acceptable price.
No advertising appears here, no advertising network is contacted, no outbound link carries a tracking parameter and no article is sponsored or paid for. Reading a mix balance table adds nothing to any commercial profile, because this site contains no mechanism capable of contributing to one.
Everything needed to render these pages is served from this domain alone: the stylesheet, the script, every photograph and illustration, the emblem and the favicon. No web font service, script library, embedded player, comment platform or media host is involved, so opening a page here generates no request to any other party whatsoever.
The web server delivering these files may keep routine technical records of a request: the file requested, the time, the status code returned and a shortened network address. This is a characteristic of hosting rather than an editorial choice, is never associated with an identity, is not analysed for behaviour, and expires within a short period.
Our writing sometimes points to work published elsewhere. Those destinations operate under their own privacy arrangements, which we cannot review or affect, and which govern your visit from the moment you leave this domain rather than while you remain on it.
This publication is written for a general adult readership interested in audio and games. Because no personal data is gathered from any visitor at all, none is gathered from minors either, and no age-related processing takes place.
Data protection law provides rights of access, rectification and erasure in respect of personal data held about you. We hold none, so there is nothing here to disclose, correct or delete. This is the result of a deliberate decision rather than an omission awaiting attention.
Should this site ever gain a feature that processes personal information, this notice will be rewritten before that feature is published, and the change will be described in plain terms rather than absorbed quietly into a revised date at the foot of the page.